Jordan & Peter Andre’s Thrilling Reviews

The Sun has compiled a list of hilarious reader reviews from Amazon.co.uk of Katie Price and Peter Andre’s duets album A Whole New World. The album was released just before Christmas with proceeds going towards charity. Here are some great ones:

I would suggest the US and UK withdraw their troops from Iraq and Afghanistan and drop millions of copies of this CD over the Middle East instead. Problems in that region will cease immediately and love will prevail, leaving us truly, with A Whole New World

If you love you wife or child, if you believe that there is a God, or if you strive for world peace and the end to global warming, then you MUST buy this album!

My cat was dead and now it is alive.

I never thought that I would come across an album of sublime music that might make me take the Hoff off permanent loop on my iPod but the incalculable genius of this record has made me seriously reconsider my lifelong devotion to the incandescent musical Messiahdom of David Hasselhoff.

Source: dlisted