Shia Can't Get Laid

Shia LaBeouf was trying to get a little at the Beatrice Inn in NYC the other night, but there weren't any takers. Page Six reports that Shia was "desperately seeking a lady but none of the hipster hotties were standing for it."

Shia was apparently so hard up for sex that he turned to one chick and said, "How do I get a girl to go home with me?"