Laugh Of The Day!

The News of the World claims Brit Brit Spears is adopting Chinese twins. She is apparently working with an adoption agency and finalizing the adoption. The twins are said to be 6-years-old and Britney is hoping they will feel the hole left in her heart from losing her boys to KFed.

And the jokes keep coming! The News of the World also reports that she's afraid she's going to die soon, so she's spending $50,000 to plan her funeral now.

A source said, "It doesn't seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don't exactly go hand-in-hand. Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you're only 25!"