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Yes, it was good for me... Now call 911
Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.
Bring it on home, Jimmy Choo
37% of all women prefer shoe shopping to sex.
Obviously you haven’t met my ex
Chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as few as three seconds.
But she’d tip over…?
If she were life sized, Barbie's measurements would be 41-19-32.
And it made a heck of a mochaccino
The first automatic vibrator was invented in 1869. It ran on boiling water and was steam powered.
Source: Sex on my desk
Every year 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.
Bring it on home, Jimmy Choo
37% of all women prefer shoe shopping to sex.
Obviously you haven’t met my ex
Chimpanzees hold the record for the fastest quickies. Sexual intercourse can last as few as three seconds.
But she’d tip over…?
If she were life sized, Barbie's measurements would be 41-19-32.
And it made a heck of a mochaccino
The first automatic vibrator was invented in 1869. It ran on boiling water and was steam powered.
Source: Sex on my desk
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