Screech's Ten Inch Monster

Do you have Screech stalkers?
I have Dustin Diamond stalkers. I have people who are fans of the show that show up — girls who have heard the legend of the D.

The eight-inch monster?
Eight?

Nine?
You didn't listen to that [Howard Stern] transcript did you?

Ten?
Yeah.

Ten inches. Okay, good.
I have girls showing up and saying, "Ruin me." One of them, I don't know if she had all of her teeth. I mean, most of them were there.

Source: dlisted