Thursday, August 17, 2006

Keanu Reeves Stares Into The Future

We caught Keanu Reeves visiting a psychic yesterday, and while we weren't able to get the complete list of his questions due to patient-psychic confidentiality agreements, we're fairly certain Keanu asked the following questions:
- Will I ever have another hit movie?
- What ever happened to Bill?
- Will I ever be photographed in short sleeves again?
- When will I shave my hipster neckbeard?
- Morpheus?

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